"Look It's Forest Gump"

So it's been a while from the last post, well if your saw the picture of the crack addict absolutely devouring a large mammal between two bit's of bread, you would soon realize that a image like that does take quiet a bit of time to purge from ones memory. So my therapist says that the best way to get over such distressing images such as these is to scan through the Internet and find the most disgusting, vile, retarded, sickly, mind blowing, messed up photos one has ever seen. "This would be no easy task". After scanning the world wide web for hours and turning up nothing more than pictures of dead corpses, rotting flesh and a few pictures of Paris Hilton *****Sickly Shiver***** doing something truly disgusting with what seemed to be a small sausage looking thing, Iv gotta say I was a bit disheartened I didn't think the therapist had got it right this time. So I figured instead of spending more lost time on the Internet I would take the kids for a ride. Here are a few pics.

So as we are riding around without a care in the world, suddenly with out warning the sky darkened the wind picked up all the dogs in the neighbourhood started to howl this ungodly howl. We were worried very worried. Was Armageddon about to be unleashed. Sensing something was not right I quickly threw the kids in the car and grabbed the camera, thinking this might be the thing that will finally wash those disturbing images out of my head (the crack whore as well as Paris Hilton) I jumped in the bush and waited. I didn't have to wait long, what is it, is it a Banshee from Scottish folk law, is it superman. As it neared the car we could plainly see this thing smiling as if to say" I'm going to get you" or "this bike I'm riding has no seat but I'm enjoying the pole". Dare I say it I thought we were Fucked. It got nearer and nearer and then went screaming past us kind of laughing and snorting, it turned around for another lap. So with my cat like reflexes I jumped out with camera in hand and got a quick photo. After what I had seen I thought it best to go home and develop the photos (as we are poor and still use a box Browne from 1892). This is what I found. I admit it's a little blurry and hard to make out but it looks a bit like forest gump to me, some people recon it could be a new life form of some sort and I should seek scientific help. What ever the discovery It sure took those past images out of my head (and replaced them). Any help in identifying this thing would be greatly appreciated.

Is it better to replace one sickly image with another???....... I think not, but it sure is a laugh.